你这辈子见过最逼真的。cosplay是哪一个？焖鸡饭里的姜

Which is the most realistic Cosplay you've ever seen in your life? ginger in braised chicken rice

瓢泼大雨 打车叫代驾 那人来了之后，和我对视了30秒 我说你车呢 他说你车呢

It rained heavily and wanted to call a taxi. The man called a substitute driver. After he came, he looked at me for 30 seconds. I said your car. He said your car

你知道为什么恐怖片里奇怪的房子里总有钢琴吗？

Do you know why there is always a piano in the strange house in horror films?

因为 钢 琴 住了几个妖

Because there are several demons on the piano

一只蚂蚁迷路了，问另一只蚂蚁：你是怎么回到窝的？微笑或沉默？

An ant got lost and asked another ant, how do you go back to the ant nest? with a smile or silence?

有一天，一养了一个哈士奇来命名哈哈，哈士奇丢了，然后奶奶很着急 街上到处喊哈哈哈哈！

There was an old woman who raised a husky and named it haha. One day, the husky was lost. Then the old woman was very anxious and shouted all over the street haha!

卖手榴弹的小女孩和小女孩在下雪天卖手榴弹。结果，人们忙于圣诞节，没有人买她的手榴弹。在饥寒交迫中，她想起了她善良的祖母。天气太冷了。她打开了一颗手榴弹。那天晚上，全镇的人都看到了她的祖母

The little girl who sells grenades. The little girl sells grenades on snowy days. As a result, people are busy with Christmas and no one buys her grenades at all. In the midst of hunger and cold, she thought of her kind grandmother. It was really cold. She opened a grenade and the whole town saw her grandmother that night

愚公临死前对儿子说：移山..移山.. 儿子说：亮晶晶

Yugong said to his son before he died: move the mountain.. move the mountain.. his son said: Liangjingjing

小刘怕什么？

What is Xiao Liu afraid of?

小刘怕忙

Xiao Liu is afraid of being busy

为什么？

Why?

因为别人会叫他小刘忙

Because others will call him Xiao Liu busy

朋友一直劝我嫁个有钱人，搞笑，别劝我，好吗？去劝有钱人，我愿意！

Friends have always advised me to marry a rich man. It's funny. Don't advise me, okay? Go to persuade the rich, I will!!

猎人开枪打狐狸，猎人死了。狐狸说哈哈哈，我反射狐狸

A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said ha ha, I'm a reflection fox